Groovie Bertie Fuck by Excess[UK]
MHGROOVY BERTIE GULP FUCK AAAAARGH!!!!!!!! - GULP!!!!!!!!!ABCDEFGHHIJKLMNOM - EEEEYO_____ 'TIS MANTIS ONCE AGAIN BRINGING U THE MOST MEGABLASTING WAREZ IMAGINABLE__ WELL, THIS TIME IT'S G.B.F. (SHORT FOR GROOVY BERTIE FUCK), THE AMAAAAAZING STORMLORD INTRO NITROINJECTION REMIX___ YEAH, IF YOU THINK THE JAMC HIT IT WITH "JESUS FUCK", THINK AGAIN__ 'COS HERE'S LICKLE OL' ME WIT' "GROOVY BERTIE FUCK", WITH ONE OF THE MOST GROOVY SAMPLED TUNES AROUND, EVEN BEATING SAVAGE INTRO'S ONE&&& SAVAGE INTRO... U KNOW, "CABBAGE CABBAGE WHOOOARGH CABBAGE", THAT ONE&&&&& WELL, O.K., SO IT'S NOT REEEALLY AS GOOD AS OUTRUN EUROPA'S ONE, BUT IT IS PRETTY GOOD__ AND THE PIC'S NOT BAD EITHER, FEATURING: LOADSA SPURTING BLOOD'N'GORE (THE FIRST 18 CERT DEMO__)_ EDELWEISS_ PORNOGRAPHIC CASTLES_ BERNARD MANNING DRESSED UP AS A VIKING_ AND A TATTOOED FAIRY WITH DARK GLASSES AND A MOHICAN_ ALL BROUGHT 2 U BY MANTIS OF EXCESS (T.N.T. DIVISION)&& FINISHED ON THE 22/7/89&&&&& AN' GREETZ 2 THESE: BEYOND 4CE, SPHINX, ABNORMAL, HORIZON&&&&&&& WELL, THAT'S IT, WRAPTIME IMMINENT&&&& SO REMEMBER: "I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS SIMPLY TAKING AND NOT GIVING / ENGLAND IS MINE, IT OWES ME A LIVING__!"&&&& OH YEAH, CAPT. DEINOS (NON-TNT/XS MEMBER) IS THE OFFSPRING OF SOME 60S CRAP GROUP'S LEAD SINGER&&&& AND HERE'S SOME SHIT ABOUT THAT&&&& APPARENTLY, THIS GUY'S GROUP WERE PRETTY BIG IN IRELAND IN THE 60S, AND THEY USED TO TOUR AND PLAY STUFF LIKE "EDELWEISS" (THE OLD VERSION)&&& ON A FENDER STRATOCASTER____ WITH (GET THIS) A MARSHALL AMP____ HAHAHAHAHA____ SORRY DEINOS, BUT INTERVIEWING MY CAT ABOUT HIS RADICAL LEFTIE TENDENCIES AND WRITING ON MY ROBERT SMITH POSTER DESERVES D E A T H ___ ANYWAY, AS THE PIXIES (HAHAHA_ HERE COMES YOUR MAN HITS 40 IN THE CHARTS AND ALMOST GETS A WOGAN APPEARANCE___) WOULD SAY, "GOUGE AWAY / YOU CAN GOUGE AWAY / STAY ALL DAY / IF YOU WANT TO".&&&&&&&&& I WAS AT THE CURE (JULY 16) AND YOU WEREN'T___ SO, JUST TO CELEBRATE, I'LL QUOTE SOME COCTEAU TWINS LYRIX: "ISHISHNOH/NOHNOHNOHOHOHOH" ETC.___ NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT EITHER&&&&& STEVEN WELLS IS BRILLIANT!!!! AND SO ARE RISAEDLAN (PROBABLY), WHO ARE ANOTHER WEEEEYERDUH ICELANDIC BAND&&&& LIKE&&&&& T H E S U G A R C U B E S ! ! ! ! ! YAYYY! HIT IT, EINAR__ "I'LL TEACH THE LITTLE ANGELS___ I'LL SHOW THEM HOW TO USE THE&&& THE HARMONEECA&&& JUST&&& JUST SOMETHING LIKE&&& (HARMONICA NOISES)" ETC.___ ANYWAY, TEMPUS WRAPPUS (ERR, UMM, PROBABLY) IS UPON ME (GET OFF ME, YA PERV) SO I'LL C U AROUND&&& M U T 8 AND S U R V I V E ______ (P.S. APOLOGIES 4 THE SMILEY, ALTHO' I THINK IBIZA TIME IS UPON US ONCE AGAIN, SO I'M JUSTIFIED&&& EM, A LITTLE BIT&&& ANYWAY, I COULDN'T FIT A "DK" LOGO ANYWHERE&&& OH NO__ NO, JELLO__ BACK__ AARRRRGGGGGHHHHH_____ "IT'S A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA / WHERE THERE'S SUN, SUN SO MUCH SUN / POL POT!" (D.K.R.I.P., BUT LARD IS HERE 2SAVE US___) - - - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] -